Ahhh, the infamous Dutch directness: is it a stereotype, or is it accurate? Should it even be called “directness” or simply, “honesty”?

Straightforwardness is so valued in Dutch society that there’s even a Dutch word for it: bespreekbaarheid. This translates to “speakability” and means that no topic should be taboo.

Having lived in New Zealand throughout my teenage and early adult years, I got used to politeness interfering with honesty. Kiwis pride themselves on being kind and pleasant. 

One of the first comments I heard when I moved to the Netherlands was from someone I had just met an hour earlier.

As I sat in a bar, sipping a Heineken Pilsner, a person announced: “Your hair looks terrible, and your hands are big for a girl”. I laughed and felt lucky I was confident enough to brush this off.

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I personally find Dutch directness extremely refreshing as it creates authenticity and builds good rapport. However, not everyone values it, as it sometimes can just be downright rude.

We asked our loyal readers, “What is the bluntest thing a Dutchie has ever said to you?”. Here are some of your stand-out responses.

Appearances

1. I was at a festival when one Dutchie came up to me and exclaimed: “Your outfit is nice, but your bag is hideous…can I throw it away?” — Holly, Amsterdam.

2. I ran into a Dutchie I used to date, and one of the first things I said to him was: “Well, you’ve lost some muscle, haven’t you?” — Layla, Leiden.

3. Someone once yelled at me: “Watch where you are going, b*tch!”. When I turned around, they quickly followed with, “Oh, sorry, dude. I thought you were a woman”. — Levi, Leiden.

Sore points

4. My neighbour in Haarlem told me off for having a barbecue and exclaimed it was the worst smell she had ever encountered and that my daughters’ voice gave her a headache. — Shireen, Haarlem.

5. When I had friends visiting my place, my neighbour said, “Oh, I hear the girl who laughs like a seal is back” — Kavana, Rotterdam.

6. It was at a bar in Amsterdam, and we had been waiting to be served for over 30 minutes despite the bar being almost empty. We eventually approached the waiter, who was chatting with someone, and asked if he was going to take our orders or if we should just go up to the bar. He replied very rudely and bluntly that if we were there to enjoy friends’ company, then we should just shut up and enjoy the conversation and that he would eventually come by. He added that if we were in a ‘hurry’ we could always go get fast food — Ana, Amsterdam.

Dutch directness in a single piece of paper. # pic.twitter.com/OtUiOvWpA3

— Joaquín (@JoaquinRQ) October 18, 2022

Offending people’s nationalities

7. I was accused of being a “mail-order bride” just because I am Hungarian — Hanga, Leiden.

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8. A cashier told me the other day, “I don’t like French people” after I had just told her I was from France — Kimberley.

Rejected and dejected

9. When I offered my homemade cake around, a Dutchie said outright: “No thanks, that looks disgusting” — Aurora.

10. Someone rudely once told me: “Just because you have my WhatsApp doesn’t mean we are friends” — Renan.

Dutchies self-reflect and self-defend

“I will just say that my Dutch directness has not served me well at all in my many years outside of the Netherlands, and I recommend tempering one’s honesty a bit. After all, the fine art of diplomacy is to state one’s opinion in such a way that no one takes offence and even agrees with it.” — Norma, The United States.

READ MORE | 14 signs you have successfully been Dutchified

“I am Dutch, and from my point of view, the directness does not come from being honest but from being efficient and pragmatic … we don’t like to lose time and effort in making the situation more pretty than it is.” — Marie, The Hague.

A question for those struggling with Dutch directness

Yes, Dutch directness can be harsh — but here’s something to consider: When you’re looking for true friendship, what do you prefer?

A. Honesty and directness.
B. Sugar-coated sentiments.

If you choose A, then go find some more Dutch friends.

What has been your experience with Dutch directness? Share it in the comments!

One innovative response to the housing crisis hitting students in Amsterdam was to convert a former prison into student living quarters.

Yes, you read that right. I was an inmate of the Bijlmerbajes as a first-year university student — and no, I did not commit a crime.

Unless you can count being a homeless international student in the Netherlands as a violation of Dutch law (some people seem to think it is).

Here’s my first-hand experience of living in a former Dutch prison. 

What are the Bijlmerbajes?

Built in 1978, Bijlmerbajes was a six-tower, 14-story prison complex that loomed high in east Amsterdam, close to the Amsterdam Amstel railway station.

In its heyday, Bijlmerbajes housed around 700 prisoners, including many psychiatric patients. 

The prison started out with a reputation of being a “humane” prison system with no bars on the windows or barbed wire on the fences — where the goal was rehabilitation rather than detention.

Except, the Bijlmerbajes had to scrap their plans of being a “humane” prison and ended up placing bars and barbed wires around the facility after prisoners kept trying to escape.

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Around the year 2016, the Dutch government began shutting down prisons due to the lack of prisoners in the country. In turn, the Bijmerbajes shut its doors to prisoners for the last time.

When one door shuts, another opens. After the inmates were removed, asylum seekers and international students took their place to aid them in adjusting to the Dutch way of life.

(What a funny way to do so, but I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.)

How did I, an innocent international student, end up living in a former Dutch prison? 

The summer of 2017 rolled around and, alongside thousands of eager students who moved to Amsterdam ready to experience the “best days of their lives,” I began my search for a roof over my head. 

Like many international students, countless doors were shut firmly in my face. I always seemed to be about number 100 in the queue for rooms, and on top of that, I also didn’t fit the categorisation of “Dutch speaking only”.

When I was starting to lose all hope, feeling defeated and lost, out of the blue, an email popped up in my inbox.

I clicked it in desperation, crossing my fingers that I hadn’t left it too late, hoping that there was still a spot for me to fill. 

READ MORE | Why is there a housing shortage in the Netherlands? The Dutch housing crisis explained

“Now that sounds interesting,” I thought to myself. A hall of residence type accommodation, lots of students piled on top of each other, no privacy, but lots of fun. 

Little did we know just what was in store for us.

Sentenced to five months in prison

Upon signing my lease, I discovered I would be confined to a 10m2 cell with a doorless ensuite toilet and windows with bars on them. Yes, bars. 

For just €550 per month, including gas, water, and electricity, I would also share two showers and a kitchen with eight other innocent inmates — a bargain for Amsterdam prices.

What is it like living in a former prison? 

Upon arrival, I was confronted by the 14-storey taunting towers above me, a nervous wreck after moving 10,000 kilometres from my childhood bedroom.

Like inmates, the check-in staff had us line up to be given our keys and instructions for our stay. Thankfully, we could skip the strip search.

But nothing was going to put me off. I was determined living in prison would be an experience like no other I would have in my life, and I felt adrenalised by the prospect that I would be living like a con.

When I look back on the time I served within the walls of Bijlmerbajes, I have many memories that won’t leave me — even if I wanted them to. To name a few…

Daily fire alarms

Almost every other night, the fire alarms would begin to shriek at 2 AM. The smoke from someone’s joint or someone’s burnt leftovers (the former probably influencing the latter) would set them off.

Surely the smokers were able to open a window? Nope, those were all glued shut — they couldn’t be opened even an inch.

To begin with, for each alarm, we would all dutifully scramble around in the dark, bleary-eyed and head out of our cells to determine whether we should go downstairs in case of a fire.

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Eventually, we grew accustomed to the mind-numbing racket and dealt with it. It was an odd lullaby, but it was all part of living at the Bijlmerbajes.

Broken lifts

At least three times a week, the lifts taking us to our cells would mysteriously and suddenly halt, leaving us to ascend 12 flights of stairs by foot. 

This was actually for the best; each elevator trip up and down consisted of a nerve-wracking series of curious and frightening creaks. 

READ MORE | 5 things you didn’t know about the Dutch student housing crisis  

The fear created in our souls by each of these trips was only compounded by the etchings on the elevator’s walls, scratched mirrors, and flickering light.

Prison warden 

Smoking inside the prison was technically banned. Instead, the smokers were supposed to make their way to the bottom floor, where there was a courtyard surrounded by high concrete walls.

In the beginning, the smokers dutifully made their way downstairs. However, after a few months, laziness got the better of them, and they began smoking in the stairwell where the windows opened.

If the smokers were caught, the prison wardens, who called themselves resident assistants, would slap the smokers with a hefty €30 fine. 

It became a kind of cat-and-mouse chase between the two. The smokers had their ears pricked just quick enough to race away from the wardens, who would slink up the stairs silently.

Freezing showers

I know what you’re thinking: “I hope you didn’t drop the soap!”

Thankfully, the Bijlmerbajes showers were made into cubicles, so we weren’t welcomed by any sorry sights when we entered. 

On the other hand, the cubicle walls didn’t reach the floor — so you could tell which one of your fellow inmates was in there by the look of their feet.

And that didn’t stop some of them from striking up a conversation on the other side of the wall as you tried to bury your squeals caused by the freezing water gushing from the ceiling hole.

Finally freed

By the end of the five months, I felt sad to leave. I had formed lasting friendships made stronger by such a bizarre experience.

Although many things could’ve been improved, like the hot showers, for example, we made the most of our sentences. 

We all had to make the best out of a bad situation, and the fun we had together far outweighed having to walk up 12 flights of stairs daily. 

I’d probably do it once more — but that’d be it.

Like many, I definitely felt the wrath of the Dutch housing crisis in full force, but living in Bijlmerbajes was a humbling experience I hold dearly.

After all, who can say they spent time behind bars without having a criminal record to their name? 

The Bijlmerbajes today

In 2018, the Bijlmerbajes slid its gates shut for the final time before it was demolished completely.

After housing prisoners, asylum seekers, and international students, the former penitentiary is now being reborn into luscious, architecturally-designed gardens and condos.

The rubble from its demolition is transforming into a green, sustainable neighbourhood with around 1,350 homes, a fresh market, a health centre, and many more facilities. 

By 2026, the Bajeskwartier is expected to be up and running at full steam. But don’t worry — we former Bijlmerbajes residents will hold our memories under lock and key.

Would you spend a night in an abandoned former prison? Tell us in the comments below!

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You’re an international living in the Netherlands, and you’ve just said yes to a date with a Dutchie. Then, the nerves start kicking in, and you begin to overthink: How do I behave? What should I say? What will I wear? 

It’s no secret that the land of love can be tough to navigate in this tiny country — and as an international, cultural differences could end up crashing your date.

While it might seem like you’re entering the depths of a very unknown and mysterious place (the Dutch dating scene), there’s no need to fret.

We asked our readers to share their dating experiences and compiled a list of 15 things you might just encounter on your upcoming Dutchified date:

1. They’ll send a Tikkie afterwards

Ah, nothing screams romance quite like sending a Tikkie after a first date — excuse us, what?

Picture this: you go out for a gezellige meal on the town, you have a great time, they pay the bill, and you go home. Sounds like your typical date, right?

READ MORE | 6 things to know about dating Dutch people

A few hours later, you’re surprised to discover that you’ve already received a message from your date. The text? “Please could you pay me €20 for the meal?” with a payment link included. Yup, you’ve just been Tikkie-ed. 

Now we all know the Dutch can be thrifty, to say the least, but it’s safe to say they take financial responsibility a little too seriously sometimes.

2. They’ll open their own door

To open or to not open the door? It’s a question pondered by many when on a date. Well, you can save yourself the hassle this time because the Dutch will just open their own door!

The Dutch are zonder meer (without a doubt) modern thinkers, and being treated as an equal is very important to them.

So, even though opening the door for your date is definitely a polite gesture, it’s not at all dating etiquette for the Dutch and is actually frowned upon! 

3. They’ll typically eat foods close to their homeland

Now, the Dutch aren’t fussy eaters, and they’re gluttonous when it comes to their beloved Dutch foods.

You can expect to grease it up on your date with a typical Dutch starter of classic mustard-dipped bitterballen and a side of wooden toothpicks.

As for the main course, well, let’s just say the probability of some sort of deep-fried fish making its way to the table is…incredibly high. Oh, and don’t forget the boiled potatoes, carrots, and peas.

4. They won’t beat around the bush

This list wouldn’t be complete without mentioning the elephant in the room: Dutch directness. If there’s one thing the Dutch are famed for, it’s their lovely “tell it how it is” mentality.

You certainly won’t find your Dutch date biting their tongue and shying away from saying what’s on their mind.

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Don’t want to know about the piece of spinach stuck between your two front teeth? Helaas, pindakaas. 

They’re no fans of sugar-coating, and they won’t hold back if they can revel in a good opinion-fueled debate.

5. They’ll teach you how to say “neuken in de keuken”

The Dutch love their expressions and will litter their conversations with them any chance they get. 

You’re definitely set to have a good laugh with your date as they try and get you to pronounce some comical Dutch phrases, like kippenvel hebben, which translates to “having chicken skin” but actually means to get goosebumps.

However, to save you from extreme embarrassment, when they tell you that the Dutch phrase, neuken in de keuken, means “hello” in English, it does NOT — far from it, in fact. (Look it up with caution!)

6. They’ll talk a lot about travel plans

Note to internationals: if you want to impress your date, talk about travelling! 

The Dutch love a gezellige vacation abroad almost as much as they love their bicycles — and if you’re well-versed in the ways of travelling, then you’ve already got a foot in the door with your Dutch date!

7. They’ll ask a truckload of (very) personal questions

An important tip to remember: your date might just start talking to you like they’ve known you for years. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing — it certainly makes for a more intimate setting!

However, if your date follows up the conversation about their love of travelling with, “when was the last time you had sex?” or “do you believe in God?”, they’ve gotta pump the breaks.

In all likelihood, you’re not mentally prepared to delve into personal (and hella awkward) topics when you haven’t even decided on an appetiser.

8. They’ll gossip about family members

It’s no secret that the Dutch are one for traditions. For many of them, having family by their side is an essential part of life. 

Knowing this, you can imagine that sharing some treasured family stories on the date comes as a part of the package deal.

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Even so, you might experience the conversation take a rather unsuspecting turn: Say, a one-eighty from enthusiastically talking about the adventures of their tantes (aunts) and ooms (uncles) to dishing on some serious family drama? Nou, leuk.  

9. They’ll plan the date weeks in advance

Yes, the Dutch love their holy agenda, this much is true. From family barbecues to nights out with friends, they tend to plan everything weeks (even months) in advance. 

So, it wouldn’t be unusual if your date whips out their calendar and asks you way in advance which day and time would be best to pencil you in. 

You might have to wait a few weeks to actually go on the date, but if you really think about it, it’s certainly a flattering thought knowing that you’re worthy of their holy agenda.

10. They’ll be five minutes early to the date

Since the Dutch are devotees of a good agenda, you can also expect that their punctuality is very much on point.

You definitely won’t have to worry about missing your dinner reservations. For the Dutch, it’s fashionable to show up on time or even early for an occasion as special as a date.

11. They’ll keep the date-setting casual

There’s no chapter on fine dining in the book of Dutch dating. 

If you’ve ever heard clichés about the Dutch, then you’ve likely come across the one about their laid-back culture. Let’s just say they have a rather laissez-faire attitude towards things. 

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What does this mean for your date? Well, you can expect to be romanced at a bar with a pint of beer and some bitterballen while watching a football game rather than dining out in some fancy restaurant.

12. They’ll wear casual clothing

Now that you have a more vivid mental image of where your date will likely take place, you can also imagine that the date’s unofficial dress code would be something along casual lines.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #59: Wear way less make-up than people in other countries

The Dutch rarely overdress and prefer to keep it simple. With that being said, expect your date to show up in a pair of jeans and your standard tee.

13. They’ll share tea bags with you

A good rule of thumb to up the romance factor on your date is to share things! This can be anything from a milkshake with two straws to appeltaart with two forks, or… tea bags?!

Yep. Come time for dessert, many Dutchies often indulge in a good cup of tea. But unlike the Brits, this normally means hot water poured into a transparent mug with a tea bag that gets dunked about 10 to 50 times and then gets reused.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #20: Be overwhelmingly stingy

Since the Dutch love to go halfsies on the bill, you can foresee that your tea bag will be shared with your date as well. Echt schattig!

14. They’ll bring you home… on the back of their bike

Your Dutch date might not open the door for you, but chivalry isn’t dead just yet! You can enjoy a leuk ride home with them, but it might require a teensy adjustment period if you’re used to the lavish car lifestyle.

You’re in bicycle country, remember? So, expect your date to whisk you away on the back of their bike rather than a white horse. The shiny armour — and bike helmet — are optional.

15. It’ll probably be a date with rain

Best known for its erratic weather, the Netherlands often experiences all four seasons in a single day. 

Unless the weather gods are on your side, you can expect a good stretch of rain on your date — and even though it’s unlikely that they’ll pay for your meal, you might just find them holding an umbrella over your head.

Ready for your Dutch date? Don’t overthink it; just have fun! Success!

Do you agree or disagree with these Dutch dating observations? Tell us in the comments below!

There are many questions in this life: how is Trump still out of prison? How do eels procreate? And how in the hell do Amsterdammers park their cars?

In fact, where do all the cars go? Surely the city’s gorgeous canals cannot accommodate all the snazzy Teslas owned by proud canal house residents?

Well, the answer is actually quite terrifying if you ask me.

How do people in Amsterdam park their cars?

There are two answers to this question. Let me paint a picture for you.

Firstly, there are those brave souls who do it themselves

If you’ve ever sat outside an Amsterdam cafe for long enough, you’ve probably seen them:

A woman in a flashy Tesla (or a student in a rusting box held together with sellotape) parallel parks within two inches of the edge of a canal.

They do so with the ease of a cyclist chaining up their bike — sure, if they miscalculate, they’ll find themselves stuck in a car submerged underwater — but they’re Amsterdammers, so that won’t happen.

Then, there’s this terrifying contraption

Don’t feel like taking the risk of ending up in a canal? No problem, just opt for this quite spooky thing instead.

Does the method of letting your car sink into an underground labyrinth of parked cars seem like a bit of a risk? Yes.

In fact, I think I’d take the parallel parking over this option — but that’s just me…

What do you think of Amsterdammers’ parking methods? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below!

Dutchies do some pretty weird things sometimes — and no, I’m not talking about visiting the Red Light District. It takes an outsider to recognise such traits — but I still love them.

Grab your nearest and dearest Dutchie and read these quirks. Chances are they are guilty of doing these things — but they’ll never admit to it.

1. Odd Dutch quirk: Dutchsplaining

Dutch people are proud — but they won’t EVER say they are nationalists, and, among each other, they have lots of fun complaining about things that don’t work the way they should.

Even so, the pride they have for their little country and their (mostly well-functioning) systems is undeniable.

If you, as an international, try and question some of their rules and systems, you’ll almost certainly bang your head against a wall of “Yes, but…”.

Things here work better than in many other places, and as an outsider, you haven’t earned the right to criticize them (yet).

READ MORE | 14 signs you have successfully been Dutchified

Soon enough follows the “Dutchsplaining”, or why/how they do things that way and why this is the best of all possible worlds. This goes hand in hand with having an opinion on just about everything — so you can see why sometimes Dutchies can sound like a bit of know-it-all!

2. Odd Dutch quirk: food — just enough

Coming from a country where food is a religion, the Netherlands seems like a pretty frugal place. And I’m not talking about the fanciness of the food.

More simply, I’m talking about the amount of it. On many occasions, I’ve been invited to parties where the amount of food hasn’t been enough for the people attending.

While in Italy, the unspoken rule reigns that the refreshments should be enough to feed twice the expected attendees, an unannounced +1 in the Netherlands could cause awkward looks and whispers, “has he brought his drinks and snacks??”

This may be related to the fact that unexpected guests aren’t something Dutchies deal very well with. You either come or you don’t — bailing or showing up spontaneously aren’t options.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #32: Eat a lot of very questionable snack food

One upside of this eating attitude is that they don’t get offended if you say no to more food. It may sound silly, but in Italy, refusing extra serves can be seen as rude, or as being a picky eater.

It’s refreshing to be able to eat just the amount of food you want without having to blame some made-up allergy. On the other hand, eating more than your allotted quota will make you look greedy.

3. Odd Dutch quirk: efficiency

Dutch people love to plan, be on time, save money, and eat fast. What do all these things have in common? Easy! 

Most of the behaviours and quirks Dutch people have could be summarised and explained by “the pursuit of efficiency”. Why waste time and/or money by doing things spontaneously?

Everybody loves achieving the best results with minimal effort and minimal energy loss (that’s what efficiency boils down to).

However, Dutchies take this to the extreme, and I often get the feeling that their need for efficiency can result in a loss of chill or satisfaction.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #6: Live by their agendas when making plans

Take lunch, wouldn’t it be more enjoyable to have something more than a slice of bread and cheese? Yes, but then it’d take longer.

Or a vacation: I like to keep my plans open and adjust to changing circumstances.

However, travelling with Dutchies has taught me that there is no such thing as changing circumstances — such as pouring rain when you’re out camping — but just a lack of courage or will. Pull through the storm and stick to the plan.

Have you observed any other odd Dutch quirks while living in or visiting the Netherlands? Tell us in the comments below!

After living in a certain place for long enough, you often start catching yourself becoming one with the people and the culture. 

How do I know this? Because I’ve come to the point where I started considering plain bread with a slice of cheese a decent meal — a lekker broodje met kaas!

Okay, let me paraphrase: after living in the Netherlands for almost four years, I’ve become a little Dutch — maybe even more Dutch than some Dutchies themselves.

Or, as my roommate likes to call it, I’ve been “Dutchified”. 

Many things have changed over the years, including me, but my soft spot for this charming country has stayed the same (despite its questionable food culture, extremely moody weather and high taxes). 

How do I know that I have been Dutchified? There are some telltale signs, and today, we’ll be going through them all.

How to tell if you’ve been Dutchified

Living in the Netherlands is an adventure on its own, and sometimes, without even realising it, you start embracing the Dutch way of life.

I have been collecting these 14 signs of Dutchness for some time now, to ensure that both quality and accuracy are on point — and whether you’re a newbie or a seasoned expat, I am sure this article will make you giggle. 

You can thank me later. 

1. You’ve given up on umbrellas

It’s no secret that the Netherlands is a wet country — so naturally, how you handle rain is a dead giveaway on your degree of Dutchness.

If you’ve successfully been Dutchified, you have ditched the umbrella and started accepting the defeat by wind and rain.

READ MORE | Why does it rain so much in the Netherlands?

You’re now rocking the natural look, with raindrops gently (and sometimes not so gently) rolling down your face and taking care of your daily hairstyle. 

Does it look good? Not really. But do you care? Nah.

2. You’re zen with Dutch directness

Okay, let’s be real: we have all faced the infamous Dutch directness at some point in the Netherlands. 

But as you become Dutchified, you just get used to it at some point, and you stop taking everything your Dutch friends say personally. It’s not just liberating, but it also marks the exact moment you unlock a new level of Dutchness. Gefeliciteerd!

READ MORE | We asked readers about their experiences with the infamous Dutch directness

Coming from Bulgaria, where people tend to be quite upfront too, yet in a more polite way — I also needed some time to get used to the direct ways of the Dutch. 

That being said, I still agree that sometimes Dutch directness is quite unfiltered and lacks some general social manners. But, to my lovely Dutchies, I still like you — alles goed.

3. You’ve become used to the fact that churches and prisons don’t always serve their intended purpose

For whatever reason, the Dutch just seem to love doing some not-so-holy things in holy places. 

If you have lived in the Netherlands long enough, you might have noticed that churches are used in some creative ways here. 

READ MORE | 11 creative solutions to the Dutch student housing crisis that makes us say “Why didn’t we think of that?”

From student halls to gyms, party places and art galleries: you name it, the Dutch have done it. Fun fact: my current workplace is actually located inside a church.

Oh, and let’s not forget the prisons turned into escape rooms and student dorms! 

READ MORE | I lived in a former Dutch prison: here’s what it was like

Those are the moments in which you get reminded about the ingenuity and practicality of Dutch people.

4. You’re lost without your planner

Another rite of passage in your Dutchification is buying your first physical planner or agenda. (Bonus points if you got it from HEMA.)

Once you notice yourself falling into a routine, be it at work or home, you’ll find yourself sticking to a strict schedule and noting everything down in your handy-dandy agenda. 

Catchups with friends? You now plan it a week or two in advance. Spontaneity? It’s dead. 

5. You know (and secretly love) your Dutch music 

This one is quite specific, but it’s certainly true. You might even have a dedicated playlist with your favourite Dutch songs on your Spotify.

And yes, your knowledge of Nederlandse muziek goes beyond the basics like Drank and Drugs. 

READ MORE | 11 Dutch songs to learn the language (and culture!) 

Instead, your playlist features questionable (but catchy!) Dutch bops like Broodje van Kootje and Guus Meeuwis’ Het is Een Nacht. And, not to forget, you can sing along to all of them. 

6. You would sell your soul for a 1+1 deal

I may have gone too far with this one, but let me put it another way: you get heel excited when you see signs that say actie, korting, or op = op.

… Maybe a bit too excited, but hey, that just means you’re being smart with your money. 

Shoutout to the Dutchies for that!

7. Sun’s up, and so is your mood 

Have you ever seen a Dutch person sit on a park bench, head tilted back up, and soaking up the sun rays? Yup, if you’ve been Dutchified, you’ve caught yourself doing that too.

It doesn’t matter if it’s only 14 degrees Celsius outside; the sun is out, and you know that means: buns out. 

Okay, not literally, but you put on a T-shirt and tend to forget about the existence of a jacket. Oh, and you feel happy for the first time in weeks.

8. You want your bike to look as ugly as possible

I’m speaking from experience on this one. 

As someone whose bike has been stolen multiple times — which may or may not have had to do with the fact that it was parked in front of a student house — I have quickly learned that the less appealing to the eye, the better the bike.

9. You get used to seeing people carrying fridges on their bikes

I will leave this as it is. 

The first time you see a Dutchie transport outrageously big things on their bike you’re impressed. After a few years, you’re still very impressed — but also used to it.

READ MORE | 8 marvellous things about the Dutch and their bikes

They could certainly find an easier way of transporting furniture and large appliances, yet I’m fascinated by their creativity.

10. You have acquired some questionable but decent Dutch language proficiency 

Once you’ve been in the Netherlands long enough, you’ll find that you have reached that Dutch level that can’t be labelled with a particular proficiency level. 

It’s good enough to jump into conversations and make people nervous, but not quite enough to be considered fluent.

That being said, it’s a great way to soften Dutchies’ hearts (a very hard task)! Just spill some Dutch phrases into the conversation, greet them, wish them a nice day, complain about the weather, add -je to the end of words — you know the drill. 

READ MORE | How to order in Dutch: from getting a ‘tafeltje’ to paying the ‘rekening’

Another thing you find yourself doing is including random Dutch words in your sentences, just like the Dutchies tend to do with English. 

And last but not least, you have acquired enough curse words to be able to tell when a stranger is, well, mad. I may or may not have crossed a motorbike’s path some time ago, and I definitely got to expand my curse word dictionary, so um, thank you, random guy. 

11. You know how to scare a Dutchie

Alright, now we’re entering the spicy area.

From my experience, there are few ways to freak out a Dutch person. I’m not sure when or how you will need to know about them, but see it as a friendly gesture that I’m telling you. 

For example, you could tell them you like Brinta (a brand of porridge) with feta cheese, or better, yoghurt with hagelslag. Dutchies will be shocked, but let me tell you: both taste great and have even been approved by my Dutch friends!

Some other ways to scare a Dutch person include:

• Using a credit card
• Being as direct as they are
• Closing your curtains
• Mentioning the existence of mountains
• Jumping into a conversation that you only half-understand
• Paying them a surprise visit 

12. You have written a poem for Sinterklaas at least once

As a Dutchified international, you now get excited about pepernoten and Sinterklaas, even more than the Dutch themselves sometimes (apparently, they think it’s not that cool if you’re not a kid?). 

You have written a poem for Sinterklaas once or twice, and yes, you know the debate around Zwarte Piet.

13. You start to differentiate between provinces’ accents

You know you have been Dutchified when you start being able to tell the difference between different Dutch accents. 

You can tell by the softness or the lack thereof, the emphasis on the ‘g’ sound and more.  

From Limburg to Friesland, even Noord Brabant, you always know who you’re talking to. The first time I noticed this, I felt that weird feeling of accomplishment, accompanied by an odd sense of power.

14. Your food choices become questionable

Coming from a family with an appreciation for international cuisine and a (dare I say) exquisite taste in food, I have now earned my family’s medal of the black sheep. 

Somehow in between plain boterhammen and bitterballen, salt and pepper became the go-to spices in my menu. Is that bad? Not necessarily, but it’s bland — especially considering the Dutch’s trading history. 

READ MORE | What your favourite Dutch FEBO snack says about you

Also, bread with cheese and nothing else doesn’t sound too bad to me any more. Lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise? Ah, who needs those? Not me, apparently — not anymore. 

Oh, and the fried snacks culture! There was a time when I was already familiar with bitterballen, yet never did I expect noodles in my fried ball — and that, ladies and gentlemen, is a bamischijf.

So those were just a few moments that have shown me I have been Dutchified, all taken from my modest experience. Thank me later when (or if) they come into practice in your life. 

So, what’s the verdict: have you successfully been Dutchified? Let us know in the comments!

I honestly can’t remember what it felt like living outside of the Netherlands. There are so many unique aspects of the country that you can only understand if you have experienced it for yourself.

This article is mainly for you lot out there who decided to move to the Netherlands from your home country. However, I bet your fellow internationals can relate — whether you’ve stayed there or moved away!

1. They have delicious snacks, but a healthy lifestyle

The second I arrived in the Netherlands, it was immediately noticeable that almost everybody was in shape! My first thought was, “well, everything must be healthy”. How wrong I was.

Stroopwafels, bitterballen, frites en fritessaus, kibbeling (I know, I know, it’s fish, but it’s battered!), croquettes, cheese, appeltart, poffertjes, and hagelslag (because why not eat chocolate sprinkles in the morning).

Then, of course, there are the amazing Christmas/New Year snacks, like oliebollen, chocoladeletters, speculaas, and kruidnoten. I could go on and on.

I’m not going to pretend I haven’t binged on any of these. My partner and I must have eaten about 20 chocoladeletters last year, just because we can.

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #32: Eat a lot of questionable snack food

But what’s the best way to combat all of that? Biking! The Dutch do it so well. The bike lanes make it safe and easier to cycle around.

It makes you get out by either cycling or walking to work, the shops, or anywhere really, even for no reason at all other than just enjoyment.

2. The language is learnable but still challenging

Immersing yourself in a different language is an experience in itself. This is especially true if you’re trying to learn Dutch.

It honestly took me months just to master the “g” sound, like clearing your throat, as I’d never had to do it before.

Going to a shop was scary at first, not knowing what the labels said and having no idea what the shop assistant was asking me. It’s really rewarding when you finally get your head around some of it.

Just make sure you master, “Sorry, ik spreek geen Nederlands.”

3. It gives you a new perspective on traditions and culture

Forgive my ignorance; I assumed that most of Europe celebrated Christmas the same. I had never heard of Sinterklaas before moving here.

For those of you who may be reading this intending to move here and have no idea what I’m talking about, Sinterklaas arrives in the Netherlands by steamboat in mid-November from Spain.

He arrives with his helpers, the Zwarte Piet (yes, it’s a heavily debated tradition — let’s not go there today). The official Sinterklaas celebration is on the night of December 5.

Christmas Day is sometimes still celebrated, but it’s not the main gift-giving occasion.

Why is this cool? For me, it’s because celebrations start early, and that excites me for Christmas.

Dutch people also celebrate two days of Christmas on December 25 (Eerste Kerstdag) and December 26 (Tweede Kerstdag). Who can complain during a longer festive period?

It’s all a much better way of doing things, as Christmas itself isn’t ALL about the gifts, which I think can sometimes happen in other countries.

4. They have stunning outdoors (but also great city life!)

The Netherlands is a very picturesque country too. Whether it’s walking along the canals of cities like Amsterdam or biking through the tulip fields in spring, there is always something nice to look at.

Then, when visiting cities like Rotterdam and Eindhoven, you get an appreciation for architecture and modern living if that’s your thing. In general, it’s just a beautiful place to be.

READ MORE | 5 Dutch nature reserves to stretch your legs and enjoy the sights

5. Their work-life balance is unlike any other place

Apart from living in the Netherlands, working can also be different. People tend to work fewer hours here than in other countries and value home time as much as work time.

The pay and, therefore, the standard of living tend to be better. In fact, the work-life balance in the Netherlands is among the best in the world!

6. They often have a more liberal approach to law

Another difference (depending on where you are in the world) is the law. As we all know, cannabis in the Netherlands is decriminalised.

Where I’m from, cannabis possession alone can carry a prison sentence. People buy from backstreet dealers, who usually grow their own cannabis in attics. There is an absolute zero tolerance for cannabis, and it’s not considered a “soft” drug.

READ MORE | 5 myths about weed in the Netherlands

What has my experience in the Netherlands taught me? Different drug policies can work — but it’s also definitely not without its faults either.

7. It’s easy to travel and explore

The Netherlands is a small country, meaning that it is so easy to travel from one side to the other.

Say what you will about train costs, but the fact that the ticket cost is the same whether you buy it two months away or 20 minutes away means that you can travel where you want, when you want and not get caught out with extortionate prices.

I’m used to having to book three months in advance for a specific time for a single-day trip and still paying ridiculous prices.

Waiting until the day can set you back hundreds, even if the journey is a couple of hours. The Dutch system is definitely not without its faults, but it means that everyone, in general, can travel a lot more.

READ MORE | 7 ways you can level up your Dutch life with a personal OV-chip card

Also, being sandwiched between Germany and Belgium and being within adequate driving distance of France and Luxembourg means that if you wanted to go further afield, it’s possible within the same day (but why would you leave the Netherlands anyway?)

Are you in love yet?

In the Netherlands, you’ll live in a world with delicious Dutch treats, rekindling your love of cycling and the outdoors.

You will immerse yourself in traditions that you may not have known existed.

You will experience a country with a different way of doing things, different laws, different work and spending habits — overall, you’ll become more knowledgeable on what works and what doesn’t. (who doesn’t love healthy debate?)

Aren’t we a lucky bunch?!

How has living in the Netherlands changed you? Tell us in the comments below!

The Netherlands has amazing perks (a healthy work-life balance, good public transportation, yummy fried snacks, anyone?), but making friends as an international? That can be tricky.

Whether you’ve just moved to the Netherlands or you’ve been living here for some time, making a local friend isn’t always easy. But het komt wel goed (it will be alright), here are some tips and tricks to make it easier to socialise with Dutchies and break into their circle.

1. Step out of the international bubble 

If you’re planning to stay in the Netherlands long term, it’s worth the effort to step out of the international comfort zone and invest in local friendships. 

Talk to your Dutch classmates and colleagues, and attend Dutch events. Welcome them into your bubble, and they might let you into theirs — or heck, you might create a whole new bubble of your own! 

2. Join Dutch social clubs

Looking for something to do on a weekly basis? While it may be tempting to join solely international social clubs, try to opt for one that is more local. 

There are many websites out there that offer social clubs, such as Meetup or Expat Centre — just make sure to sign up for those that welcome Dutch people too!

3. Embrace Dutch directness

Have you ever met a local who says something that sounds like an insult? Dutch bluntness can throw you off. 

But that’s just Dutch people being, well, Dutch. If you can’t beat them, join them! Ask how their divorce is going, tell them their hair looks weird today — get direct, then at least you’re on the same level.

READ MORE | We asked readers about their experiences with the infamous Dutch directness 

And hey, they might even decide that this international noob is worth being friends with.

4. Learn some Nederlands

There is nothing worse than when you’re with a group of Dutch people, and you can’t join the conversation due to the language barrier. 

READ MORE | The top 16 free ways to learn Dutch

You don’t have to become fluent in Dutch (it’s a hard language to master, we know), but just understanding the basics can get you far. By simply saying hoi or hoe gaat het (how are you), you’re proving to the Dutch that you’re trying — and you want to be friends. 

5. Know the Dutch rules of body contact

 Dutch people are known to be inviting and open-minded — but showing affection? Not so much. The first rule of body contact: do not hug.

Be mindful of this guideline. While hugging is a nice way to be greeted by someone, you might lose some bonus points if you hug your potential Dutch friend. 

Instead, either ask them if you can hug them or go for the common, less intense three-kiss policy to avoid any disaster.

6. Invite your Dutch friend for a coffee

Have you made acquaintances with a Dutch person and want to get to know each other better? Go to a café together for some lekker koffie!  

After all, Dutchies love their coffee. According to recent statistics from the International Coffee Organization (ICO), the Dutch are among the world’s 20 biggest coffee drinkers, ranking in 5th place, and drinking up to four cups of coffee per day. 

A warm cappuccino? That’s sure to draw a Dutchie or two in. 

7. Become the ultimate planner            

Forget being spontaneous and meeting a Dutch friend last minute or arriving at a friend’s house unannounced. 

The Dutch value their spare time and like to create a well-structured and balanced life, which means checking their agenda before they confirm meeting up. 

Time to join in with this Dutch custom and whip out a planner of your own, trust us, they’ll appreciate it.

*Making plans with friends*

My Dutch Friends: “Earliest I am available should be 1/15/2038 from 6 to 7:15 because my sister’s aunt’s neighbor invited me over from 7:30 onwards”

My American Friends: “How about in 10 minutes?”#dutch #american #culture #international

— Kevin Miao (@KJHMiao) November 26, 2022

8. Be open-minded — the Dutch love to debate!

One of the biggest turn-offs for a Dutch person? Having a small and narrow mind. The Dutch love to debate and are always up for a good discussion, from politics to the news. 

The Dutch believe in expressing your own opinion as long as you’re respectful of theirs. So, don’t be afraid to join in these debates and make some enemies — which can turn into friends as a result. 

9. Join a sports club 

Put yourself out there by joining a Dutch sports club or association.

The Netherlands has about 25,000 sports clubs spread across the country, ranging from yoga to running, cycling, fitness, and even fierljeppen. 

READ MORE | 15 international sports you can easily play in the Netherlands

Joining a sport is a great way to meet some Dutchies and put your Nederlands to practice. There’s no better way to forge some strong friendships than by sharing some blood, sweat, passion, and tears.

10. Be shameless and just start talking! 

At the end of the day, you’re just going to have to be confident and strike up a conversation with a Dutchie — in Dutch. Oee echt eng!  

The more you practice, the less scary it will be. Talk to people around you: your local barista, your neighbour, that person you regularly see at the gym. 

Don’t know what to talk about? Maybe just complain about the weather; it’s always a popular topic of conversation.

11. Attend those borrels after work 

One of the best opportunities to make a Dutch friend is by attending the after-work borrels, also known as vrijmibo (Friday afternoon drinks.)

Those borrel evenings with colleagues are very important when it comes to getting to know and forging friendships with your co-workers. 

So, make the effort and get to know your colleagues in a non-working environment. Less stress, more drinks, more friends.

12. Be positive about their country

Nobody likes it when a foreigner says negative things about the country they’re living in, and the Dutch are no exception. 

Instead of going, “you know what the Netherlands could improve on?” or “I hate the way…” try communicating what you like about living here (hint: great social benefits, advanced healthcare, vibrant nightlife, mouthwatering restaurants).

READ MORE | 7 reasons why living in the Netherlands will change your life

Flattery is certainly an easy way to friendship. 

13. Ask a Dutchie to come over to your place

What better way to get to know your new Dutch friend than in the cosiness of your own home? Invite them over for an afternoon tea or a home-cooked meal. If the Dutch love anything, it’s being gezellig.

By showing the Dutch your warm hospitality and the willingness to make an effort, how could they not want to be your friend? You know you’ve made it when they invite you over to their place in return!

14. Approach them — don’t expect them to reach out first

Don’t wait around until you’re approached by a Dutchie, or else you’ll be waiting for a long time. The Dutch are not known to be conversation-starters. Instead, don’t be afraid to make the first move! 

Found someone that you want to get to know better? Don’t implement the three-day rule (that’s sooo 2000s). Text them and ask if they would be free to meet up for a drink or lunch! 

The worst thing that can happen is they simply don’t reply, or they decline — you have nothing to lose here.

15. Join a taal café

Want to practice Dutch and meet a friend as a result? Try joining a taal café (language café). Important to keep in mind: you need to have a language level of at least A1.

A language café is not like actual Dutch lessons. Instead, you simply talk to each other in Dutch while sipping a cup of coffee or tea. Check out Meetup or libraries in your area to sign up!

16. Pay for the next round 

When Dutch people are together in a group, it’s normal to take turns paying for the next round of drinks. Just because you’re an international doesn’t mean that you don’t have to tag along in this custom.

Show your Dutch spirit of hospitality by paying for the next round of beer. 

17. Be a true Dutchie!

Show you want to fully integrate into Dutch culture by trying traditional Dutch things! 

Invite your new Dutch friend to tag along with you and let them show you what the Netherlands has to offer — celebrate King’s Day, share your Hello Fresh subscription, be brave and join the Nieuwjaarsduik (New Year’s Dive), or get dressed up for Carnival!

18. Start dating a Dutch person

If you ask us, one of the easiest and quickest ways to make Dutch friends is by dating a Dutch person. 

Then you can just steal your partner’s friends, and gradually become their favourite, no big effort involved!  

READ MORE | 15 things to expect on a date with a Dutchie

All kidding aside, your partner will be introducing you to his/her friends, so it’s the perfect opportunity to embark on some new Nederlandse friendships. 

19. Cycle together

It might sound a little cliché but Dutchies cycle every day, why not join in, make some friends, and get in some exercise as well? Cycle to work or an event with a Dutchie. 

Want to take it to the next level and take a biking tour? After a long day of biking, you need a place to relax, and that is where Vrienden op de Fiets comes in handy. The hosts offer their home for a night, and you never know, you may make a friend for life.

READ MORE | Friends on the Bike: what is it, and how does it work?

20. Embrace common interests

Make a friend while pursuing a hobby. Whether it’s a language course, comedy night, cooking classes, volunteer work in the community centre, or just tangling up some balls of wool in an attempt to make a scarf, these events will surely make you socialise with like-minded Dutchies.

Sites such as We are what we do or Airbnb Experiences can help you get that foot in the door for social networking with locals. 

21. Stay positive — it’s not easy, but it’s possible

Making a local friend starts by integrating with the Dutch — and that’s not going to happen overnight. However, over time, it will. So geen stress (no stress) if you’re one year in and don’t have a Dutch friend yet. 

The best thing about Dutch people? They’re incredibly loyal friends  — once you’re in, you’re in! 

Remember — Rome wasn’t built in a day. And neither are new friendships. Keep putting yourself out there, and we are confident a Dutch person will value your effort. 

What is your experience in making Dutch friends as an international? Tell us in the comments below!

Settle down, folks. It’s time I tell you about my life in the Netherlands during the 90’s and the various shocks I experienced when I first moved to Holland from South Africa.

Moving to the Netherlands from any country can be a bit of a culture shock, but coming from South Africa, there were a few things I just could not wrap my head around when I first arrived. Let’s take a trip down memory lane.

1. Driving on the wrong side of the road

Driving on the wrong side of the road and getting into the wrong side of the car… What’s up with that?

In the Netherlands, they drive on the right side of the road. Back home in South Africa, we drive on the left side, so you can imagine my confusion when I first came.

I cannot remember how many times, as a passenger, I walked to the driver’s side before I finally got it right. Imagine the shock to my system when I came back home.

2. Open curtains and unlocked doors

Those open curtains and unlocked doors!

Back home, it was common practice to close the curtains or blinds of my home. Even more common at home is the locking of doors and safety gates. I could not get used to the idea that curtains were left open.

I must admit that nobody actually walked passed the house and looked in. It was just a very unnerving experience that took some getting used to.

READ MORE | Why don’t the Dutch like to use curtains?

I also got into trouble every day for thoroughly locking the doors. I think it took me four months before I could just casually push the door closed and go inside without turning every key and latch that I could find.

I’m quite eager to see if that practice is still the same 24 years later. I could not fully appreciate how safe the country was until it was almost time to leave.

One of the first things I told my friends when I came back home was that I could cycle or walk alone any time of the night or day without fear. (The second thing I told them was that there are no mountains ).

3. Owning summer coats

A summer coat? Wait a minute, do I have to bring one along in June?

When I was being shown around the house of my Dutch “family”, the kid’s mom pointed out the hall closet that contained their summer coats. Silly me!! I could not wrap my head around that at all.

Most times in Cape Town, I hardly required a winter coat, so it was quite a stretch of the imagination that I would need a summer coat. I soon got a taste of why a summer coat was needed.

Boy, do I wish that some of your rain could be sent to Africa…

4. Unfortunate Dutch translations

A POES IS A CAT!?

Okay, people, that one is not good for a girl from Cape Town. Nope. My knowledge of Afrikaans is good, which meant I didn’t require Dutch classes. My family, therefore, offered to pay for anything I wanted to do.

I chose jazz ballet, as I had been dancing since the womb and missed it terribly. I joined a dance class in Huizen (Studio Dansu) and went once a week for the whole year.

READ MORE | 11 Dutch songs to learn the language (and culture!) 

I ended up participating in a concert with my dance class and had to do an afternoon and evening show. One of the ladies in my class suggested that I go home with her between shows so that I didn’t have to commute back for the evening show.

As she opens her door she says “stomme poesen, (I gasped) zit hele dag te slapen.” OMG! Dead, dead on the spot. I caught on when I saw the cats sleeping on the window sill.

People of the Netherlands hear me now. You may have heard this before, but I will say it again: poes in South Africa is a derogatory word to describe a vagina.

Phew! I’m still grappling with that one.

5. Confusing traffic rules

My heart nearly stopped a few times whilst sitting in the passenger seat and thinking that I was going to heaven in a Subaru.

Yes, that brings me to the time I thought a friend of mine was a hell driver. After a few of my nervous gasps, he wanted to know what was wrong. I asked him if he was trying to get us killed.

When I asked him why he didn’t stop and wait for the person on the straight to pass, he explained that the one on the straight allows the side road driver to come out.

Is that even right? In Cape Town if you want to get out of a side road you may actually be sitting there for a while or until some courteous soul decides to give you a “break”. Or, as my dad used to say… “the only way to get across the road; is to be born on the other side.”

6. Dark skin attention

Dark skin attention… Oh, my… I was one of the wonders of the world for a whole year.

And I could not believe the attention I got back then. I frequented pubs in Bussum mostly, as it was closest to where I lived. I developed a tolerance for beer because every person who came to chat with me bought me a beer.

Some didn’t even talk to me; they just sent a beer over. I had people offering to marry me if I wanted to stay in the country.

It was very amusing but really good for my self-image at the time. I even had someone ask if they could feel my hair…. which brings me to my last point (yes, I must stop myself ‘cos I can go on for days).

7. Hair problems

Nobody could do my kroes hair!

I called every hair salon in the surrounding area and eventually ended up going to Amsterdam to get my hair cut and blow-dried.

I really wish I could remember the name of the amazing woman that managed to sort out my hair. She deserved a medal. I’ll be bringing all my own tools this time, though; I’m not taking any chances!

Well, that’s it from me for now. The Netherlands is a weird and wacky place with a lack of hierarchy and some strict social norms, but it’s still a beautiful country.

Did you get a culture shock when moving to the Netherlands? Let us know in a comment below!

Before you move to a new country, the Netherlands or otherwise, you are sure to be showered with tips, tricks, anecdotes, recommendations, and more than a few warnings.

When I announced I was moving to the Netherlands, it went a little something like this:

• “That’ll be lovely — all the tulips, the windmills…”
• “Don’t smoke anything.” Or the alternative, “Smoke everything!”
• “Be careful out there, keep your wits about you! You know it’s a land of vice and sin!” — my dad would say in a half-joking, half-serious voice.
• “Watch out for the canals, many fools have fallen right in.”
• “Maybe you’ll get to sail along the canals in a boat?“

Needless to say, not all of these comments were correct, relevant, or necessary. I saw two windmills in my first months, not a single tulip, and I have yet to be invited onto a boat.

Moreover, my host of advisors managed to leave out some key aspects of life on this sinking land.

1. The Netherlands is actually a kingdom

The Kingdom of the Netherlands is the official title given to the sovereign state of the Netherlands, Aruba, Curaçao, and Sint Maarten by King Willem-Alexander. A Dutch king, I mean, who knew? Likely a great number of people, yet I was not one of them.

The king resides in Villa Eikenhorst on the De Horsten estate in Wassenaar. He is mostly a figurehead, but he is celebrated in true Dutch style* every April 27 on King’s Day.

*With lots of orange, alcohol, and parties.

2. There are checkpoints for bike lights

The politie occasionally set up checkpoints to ensure all bikes have working lights. And I mean, it’s a big deal.

It begins with the circulation of the “Brace Yourselves Check Points Are Coming” message, usually by your friends via WhatsApp.

The next step is to buy some lights as yours are, without a doubt, broken, out of battery, or non-existent. Run to SoLow, Kruidvat, HEMA, or Action only to find empty shelves where bike lights should be.

READ MORE | 7 things that will get you fined while cycling in the Netherlands

But fear not; even without lights, you can survive the checkpoint. You can, of course, avoid the suspect streets. But if that’s not an option, you have two more choices:

• When you know the checkpoint is coming, hop off your bike and walk. Easy as pie!
• If worse comes to worst, throw yourself — bike and all — to the ground. In the chaos that follows, maybe, just maybe, your lack of lights will be forgotten.

3. Red light districts are everywhere

Red Light Districts are not unique to Amsterdam. Who knew? Again, not me. Until I took a wrong turn down an unknown street and learned that Groningen too has its fair share of window prostitution.

4. Visa and Mastercard? Nope

Visa and Mastercards are, largely, not accepted here. Why in the world not? I’m still reeling from the embarrassment and confusion I experienced during my first several visits to Albert Heijn (a Dutch supermarket).

Although no card means no drunken contactloos pinnen. And believe me, THAT is a good thing.

READ MORE | 7 reasons the Dutch don’t do debt

But good news! The Dutch are finally starting to see the plus side of accepting and offering more debit and credit card services. For example, many Dutch bank cards are now being switched to debit cards — which means these cards will become more widely accepted.

5. Dutch staircases are hella steep

The rest of the world refers to them as ladders. But here’s an image of how narrow and steep they usually are in the Netherlands. How more folks have not fallen and snapped their necks, I do not know!

READ MORE | Dutch Quirk #71: Have impossible narrow and steep stairs in their houses

6. It’s not a party without balloons

Mention the word “Netherlands” anywhere outside of the Netherlands, and those around you will say one or all of the following — “weed!” “marijuana,” “roll a joint,” “420,” or “blaze it.” And sure, that’s all cool, but do you know what’s cooler? Balloons.

Not just any balloons — balloons filled with nitrous oxide, or, as it is more commonly known, laughing gas. The gas is a depressant-type drug that slows down the brain, leading to feelings of euphoria, difficulty in thinking straight, and fits of uncontrollable laughter.

In short, it gives you one heck of a high, even if it lasts only for a few short minutes.

You’ll often see lads with a canister, doing laughing gas straight on the street. While the government has banned the sale of laughing gas at clubs and pubs, this is a trend that isn’t going away anytime soon.

7. The Dutch are a little cat crazy

The Dutch are cat people. Almost as much as they are bike people. Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration, but truly, there are a lot of cats here.

Even the University of Groningen even has its own cat — Professor Doerak, and yes, he has an Instagram fanbase.

8. People at home will only ask “So, how’s life in Amsterdam then?“

When you tell people you are living in the Netherlands for the first time, you will likely share with them the name of the city you will be living in.

Let me tell you now, however, that you really shouldn’t have bothered. They will continue to assume you live in Amsterdam, or at best that you live very close to Amsterdam.

9. You may just end up loving those Dutchies

Anyone can tell you that the Dutch are direct, blunt, and cut straight to the point. But few told me about how nice Dutch people are! Waiters and shop assistants are always super friendly and make an effort to chat with customers.

READ MORE | 6 things to know about dating Dutch people

Every time the chain has fallen off my bike (that’s many, many times) someone was always willing to help me or offer me a tissue for my oil-stained hands. It warms your heart, which is great considering how cold it can be here.

10. Dutch food is… different

Before moving to the Netherlands, I didn’t have the slightest idea of what Dutch cuisine could possibly be like. I expected a blend of European cuisines, featuring things like Schnitzels, sausages, baguettes, and so on.

I guess, in some ways, I wasn’t too far off — but nothing could have prepared me for the culture shock I had when I first found out about bitterballen.

READ MORE | 7 Dutch foods you need to try before you die

And there is so much more where that comes from: frikandelbroodjes, kapsalon, haring, stampot — so many strange foods I had never even heard about! But hey, don’t knock it ’till you try it — who knows, maybe you’ll love them all.

11. The wind will blow your socks off — literally

It makes sense that a flat, coastal country like the Netherlands gets some rough winds, right? Right — but I wasn’t really prepared for the sheer strength of them.

Will there be times where it feels like you can’t breathe because so much wind is flying into your face? Definitely. Will pedaling your bike through it feel like the toughest workout you’ve ever done? Absolutely. But will it make you feel alive? Hell yeah!

What have you found since living in the Netherlands for the first time? Tell us in the comments below!